"Oh, so the world's biggest asshole has the world's smallest dick?"
- Doreen expressing her disgust for ChuckDoreen is an employee at Sawitzki and Son's electronics store.
Doreen is often hit on by her boss, Chuck Sawitzki, much to her annoyance. In "O Holy Moly Night", he tells her that he's late for being measured by the people from Guinness Book of World Records, to which she quips back "Oh, so the world's biggest asshole has the world's smallest dick?" It‘s pretty clear that she hates Chuck for his obnoxious behavior.
She appears to be a law student, based on the book she is reading in "The Bleedin' in Sweden".