Alfred P. Southwick Elementary School is the elementary school, that Bill and Maureen go to.
- Mr. Stoger (Principal)
- Eugene Menard (Vice Principal)
- Unnamed wood shop teacher
- Mr. Fitzsimmons (Janitor)
- The school's name comes from Alfred P. Southwick, the American inventor, steamboat engineer and dentist who invented the electric chair. This explains the statue in front of the school, which shows Southwick standing by his invention.